Monday, September 25, 2017

#halldark - Merry Christmas

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Uncle Jerry is drunk and hitting on the neighbor’s wife again. Timmy is pissed he got the wrong toy in his stocking and is setting things on fire in the backyard. Aunt Janine is medicating with pills and white wine. Grandma Delaney is praying in the corner and the ambrosia salad still looks like something left over from 1942. Thank God for Xanax.



Merry Dysfunctional Christmas


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