Sunday, September 3, 2017

Kylie and ants and pumpkin, oh my!

Attrition followed by chemical peel then three Hail Mary's required to remove Jenner from my face.
                                                             
Does any human really need this much makeup unless you're a drag queen, a professional artist or an actual retailer?
Where the hell is the rest of my coffee Starbucks??? I did not pay for just the cup! Thanks for spelling my name correctly, but I prefer to be gleeful about that while actually drinking my coffee, not staring at a half empty cup. 

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